4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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