I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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