Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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