also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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