Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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