I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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