You made me cry and you don't even care
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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