my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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