is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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