There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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