I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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