that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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