Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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