i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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