what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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