I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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