but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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