i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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