i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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