Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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