I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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