People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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