I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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