So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Oh god it's open bar.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Randomize