nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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