I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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