Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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