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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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