Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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