I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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