Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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