I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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