This girl is more easily done than said...
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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