have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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