Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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