I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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