Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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