She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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