Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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