You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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