Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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