I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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