so that wasnt chicken after all
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
well you can't waste a boner
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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