Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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