gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we're making bets on your personal life
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i've created a new STD.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
