Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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