New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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