i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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