To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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