She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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