So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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