so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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