Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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